Showing posts with label Angry Birds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angry Birds. Show all posts

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Focus

Today is May 15 2011 my challenge is to do one post everyday untill May 15 2012. So I tell you my loyal subjects (all 2 of you) I will have a world famous blog and you 2 will feel special for discovering it (haha in my dreams!)
Anyway life recently has been dead boring. We have exams this week and next which is why I haven't been posting lately I've been studying. Hahahahahaha I could not read that with a stright face, its more like this...
Me thinking; Hmm... Biology exam I better study, because what the hell is photosynthesis. *Gets out text book and notes* Photosynthesis is when energy from the light hits the... Ooooh Big Bang Theory on DVD. *Puts in DVD and watches* Shit bio. Energy converts starch to glu... Angry Birds!! *gets out ipod* Yes! level 28. BIO! Glucose give the plant blah blah blah grows yadda yadda yadda... I have manly feet is that normal? I think I'll paint my nails purple, or pink maybe french tip them.Mmm french vanilla, hokey pokeys better, what a weird name for ice cream, hokey pokey remainds me of the hokey tokey dance, woah its been ages since god know when, oh my god I will be sixteenin a few weeks. I'm getting old, I wonder what its like to be old... And so on. As you can probalbly tell I'm not the most focused ooooh a butterfly flew past my window.
Haha just kidding.
I'm a very serious person. Look at what I found on the internet. I like ham.
LOVE IT

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Sorry.

My loyal subjects I have kept you waiting far to long, but i have a confession to make. Its getting really cold here, so I was looking for a pair of socks. I could only find one lone black sock and a pair of pink fairy socks with pompoms on the ends of them that i got 3 years ago, but there's no way i was going to wear those. You know when its not a special occasion. So I went into the landry room to find some socks. Thats when i noticed a letter adressed to me. I opened it to find an invitation to a Taylor Swift concert and to the after party, in Australia. I was so shocked i packed my bag including my pompom socks. I went down to Auckland airport, when i realised that the ticket was fake. I was soo gutted so i sold it to this rich kid then i brought a ticket to LA.  It was pretty lame because i accidently got on a plane to Los Vegas instead and i'm too young to drink and to young to gamble so i sat around and played angry birds on my ipod.
So yeah thats why i haven't posted in a while :)



P.S Please note this obviously has been partly made up. Obviously I do not or ever plan to own pink fairy pom pom socks.