DISLIKE.

I know that on facebook almost everyone wants a dislike button. Yes I am one of them. I was on Facebook before, and in recommend likes it said "fejoas" 16 of your friends like this. I gagged and desperately wanted to press dislike. I'm sorry all you fejoa lovers, but your insane, they taste like mushy baby vomit. Its nasty. Anyway this made me realise how desperately Facebook needs a dislike button. Like when a couple that you think was good together breaks up you can dislike it, or if someone says their sad in a wall post you can dislike it, or if someone says a mean rude comment you can dislike it, it helps give out negative thoughts that us New Zealanders love giving out. Seriously us Kiwis love to complain, even when something goes right we like to complain. "That was a great day I really enjoyed it, to bad we parked 5 spaces away from the entrance and have to walk so far" "OMG this is a nice picture of me, euh look at that freckle under my chin, ruins it." "Its such a lovely sunny day, dam i have to put sunscreen on it smells gross." You get the picture. And yes I am also one who enjoys a complaining conversation, also I blog I gives me a nice opportunity to rant, to bad it means having to type.

Gag me :P

Stuff Tutorials.

Ok so I am definitely a Kiwi girl I buy something new like a cellphone and immediately though out the instructions. The other day I brought one of the random voice activated thingys (don't ask I don't know) I like always 'lost' the instructions and it didn't work I was so frustrated I was frantic, banging it on the table and shouting abuse to the Innocent little purple box (though I was convinced it was a piece of alien technology out to get me) Anyway I standing there about to though It out the window when my 7 year old step sister comes up to me and asks "Did you put in the batteries?" I opened the back of the box to see it empty "uhh yeah, do you think I'm stupid, pffffft ha, of course" She just blinked at me and looked at the instructions sitting at the top of the  rubbish bin.
Its not just instructions I am a serial offender against website tutorials, I always click skip to every website thinking I would easily learn as I go. Well it turns out for blogger.com I should have watched the tutorial. I keep looking at other blogs and saying "wow" and going back to mine and thinking "wow this is shit" Soo please help me to make my blog a little cooler, joosh it up a bit lol. Please give me some tips I LOOOOOOOOVE you :)