New Years Resolutions

Guess what. Its my birthday tomorrow. 16 years and counting. Well because at New Years I was too slack to create any resolutions so now its my birthday a new year for me so heres my resolutions for my 16th year.
* Keep my room tidy, including making my bed everyday.
* Posting on my blog everyday
* Become less obsessed with Big Bang Theory
* Exercising everyday.
* Do a back flip.
* Never cut my hair except fringe. Screw you short hair
* Learn to water ski
* Hire R16 movies
* Not to complain about the cold
* Keep a pot plant alive
* Get a job
* Save $500
* GET USED TO THE FICKEN COUNTRY

Did You Hear That?

Why is night immediately freakier than day? Seriously you lay in bed all sleepy about to fall asleep and you hear a light brush against the wall then you think "Holy shit someones out there, shit their gonna kill me " Then by the time you relax you hear another light knock your eyes immediately fling open and heart pounds "Omg its aliens. Their going to abduct me and pull out my heart. What if they have taken my whole room and I'm already abducted, shit their walking down the hallway. This is it I'm dead. " Then the dog pops its head in the room and you relax. While in the day you don't even hear these noises, and if you do you don't give a shit.
Yes I don't know if everyone thinks to extreme measures as I do or I'm just in insane. But if I'm insane my step brother is too. Last night we both heard a noise on the outside of the house. We both were hiding it but secretly I was laying in bed thinking "Shit shit shit, relax, relax its nothing  " I knocked on the wall and my step bros like "Dom? Was that you?" and I said "No" then he whispers "Shit man this is freaky" I cracked up and fell asleep. This morning I found out it was the chickens scratching on the house. :/

Siblings. We need them sometimes. Like My Bro needed me lol.

Mid Term Blues

Its well almost mid term, it fells like I've been at school for ages. Its cold, I'm tired and just want to watch youtube and get level ten recipes on restaurant city and can't be bothered to do a proper post. See you guys tomorrow, and check out Natalie Tran on Community Channel on You Tube, a personal comedy idol of mine. Here is one of her latest videos, check them all out you see one your hooked. And of course my fav, we just touched awkwardly.

Justin. I'm sorry your just not loved.

DISLIKE.

I know that on facebook almost everyone wants a dislike button. Yes I am one of them. I was on Facebook before, and in recommend likes it said "fejoas" 16 of your friends like this. I gagged and desperately wanted to press dislike. I'm sorry all you fejoa lovers, but your insane, they taste like mushy baby vomit. Its nasty. Anyway this made me realise how desperately Facebook needs a dislike button. Like when a couple that you think was good together breaks up you can dislike it, or if someone says their sad in a wall post you can dislike it, or if someone says a mean rude comment you can dislike it, it helps give out negative thoughts that us New Zealanders love giving out. Seriously us Kiwis love to complain, even when something goes right we like to complain. "That was a great day I really enjoyed it, to bad we parked 5 spaces away from the entrance and have to walk so far" "OMG this is a nice picture of me, euh look at that freckle under my chin, ruins it." "Its such a lovely sunny day, dam i have to put sunscreen on it smells gross." You get the picture. And yes I am also one who enjoys a complaining conversation, also I blog I gives me a nice opportunity to rant, to bad it means having to type.

Gag me :P

60's Chick

I love the sixties. Yes call be a nerd but I am in love with pop art, Breakfast at Tiffany's, all their pop culture and fashions. I obviously love Audry Hepburn the picture is at the top of my blog ^ Shes my fashion idol, you know as well as Vera Wang and Gok :P But yeah I think maybe I was ment to be a 60s chick. No maybe not I don't know how I would live with out big bang theory lol.
So heres some pictures of the Pop art I love so much :)

:)

I'm sticking to my goal! I'm posting everyday, but I'm busy and can't be stuffed doing a real post so stay tuned to tomorrow!

Sneaky Monkey Steals snow... What a criminal.

Songs In My Empty Head

Don't you hate it when random songs are stuck in your head? For me there really isn't much going on in my head so a song is always running around my head, well its becoming rather distracting.
Yesterday morning me and my friend were studying for biology before the test (I know its hard to believe but yes I studied) and she had Hannah Montana's "This is the life" stuck in her head and was singing it over and over and it got stuck in my head. So I was sitting in the exam thinking this "...if it is to hot enzymes become denatured and can not this is the life hold on tight... shit were was I. Can not catalyze this is the dream its all I SHIT." Today all though my art exam Justin Timberlakes "Sexy Back" was running though my head but I only know "I'm bringing sexy back YEEAP them other boys don't know how to act YEEAH take it to the bridge" Although I like the song the same words going though my head really started piss me off lol. Then after my math exam ended at 1:30pm me and my friend went to Kerikeri library and read old magazines, mainly cracking up at random questions people ask in the advice columns. There was one with the title "Good Feelings" and because some of my readers are 12-13 I won't tell you what the question was about but it was soo funny and my friend started singing a song with the line "good feeling" I can't remember what the song was called but it kept grossing me out and cracking me up and its been stuck in my head ever since lol.
Heres a video of my favorite song at that moment....

I love it make me so happy :)

 

Yozza Leftys

I think I'm lefthandest. This morning I had my biology exam. I sat there thinking, then I looked at the people in front of me and I saw a guy in my class writing with his left hand. Then I thought to myself "left hand?!?!? shit thats weird!" Then I thought "shit I'm a lefthandest!" Serious I never thought I was but I honestly find left handers weird I know its sad but I don't know how you could write with your left hand because your hand covers what you previously wrote. Also what is with left hand scissors? I'm sorry leftys I have many left hand friends, being left handed will not make me hate you I will just find it weird when you write stuff.Yes I'm a lefthandest.

Yozza

Yozza (pronounced yoh-za) is my word :) I came up with it and I want it to spread because I have always wanted to be a word creator! And I love yozza I use it all the time, and use it! Spread it!
You can use it as "hi", "bye" or "yes" like this
"Yozza, whatcha up to?"
"YOZZA!! I WON!!!"
Yozza guys :) heres a picture of murderous fingers

Party Hard Guys. Party Hard

I was reading the New Zealand Herald online today (yes a sad way of procrastinating studying for my bio exam seriously this is the kind of stuff i have to study...)

Yeah... Anyway I was on the herald website and I read a article about "The End Of The World" and it turns out the all the dates and times were changed and rumored. "Officially" the world was supposed to end on the 21 of May 2011 at 6pm AMERICAN which means here in New Zealand the world should have ended at 2pm today on the 22 of May. Well its 5:22pm and yeah.. I'm typing this so obviously I'm still alive. The fact that none of us in my 8 member family believed that the world was going to end (except my 7-year-old step sister that was practically in hysterics) That did not stop us from partying! We went to a party last night and partied hard! And to night we are having a "we survived the end of the world party" By having people over, eating toffee apples (YUM with our new crops!!) using glow sticks (GLOW STICKS BITCH BE JEALOUS) and having a MASSIVE bon fire. Yeah thats right. This is how we celebrate the end of the world I am gutted for those who were convinced that the worlds going to end and got there pets put down, cancelled there insurance and killed themselves. I just have one question. Why would you cancel your insurance? Why would you care about insurance if your going to die?
Any who lets end this on a happy note. Here a picture of an evil kitten.

Bitch you stole my catnip.

This is just like me when I play Sims 3 two player....

Its serious.

More Future To Come

Yozhhha I'M ALIVE!!!!! Yep. Apparently the whole world was supposed to end at 8am on the 21 of May (ie today), New Zealand is the first to get to 8am on the 21 of May and I can GRANTEE that the world will NOT end today. Proof? It is a 9:45am and I'm alive, and New Zealand is in tact. So all you other people in the world who was just a little bit worried, don't you will live and so will the world :)

Anyway heres a picture of failed planking...

The End??

Tomorrow is suposed to be the last day of the world!!! Holy shit. I don't believe it and personly I'm really looking forward to Sunday then I can laugh because were all still alive :D but then if it does end this is my last post and I'm going to be rather pissed because were planning a large Bon fire BBQ night. How do you guys feel about this end of the world stuff?
Honestly its a lot like the 2012 stuff

Study leave=

Except for me its Sims2 on PS2. Unfortunately I brought Sims last Saturday on TradeMe and It arrived on Tuesday the day before study leave began. I had yesterday off and a english exam this morning. I spent yesterday playing Sims, and I fear that I failed. Believe me getting your sims an awesome house and hooking them up WILL NOT help you make a film study essay about Baz Luhrmans Romeo and Juliet!!

Cute,

This is the CUTEST video I have ever seen you just have to see it then replay it over and over again!!

Ahh what a relaxing day school all day was just revision :) even then I didn't do anything because I can do it when I start study leave on Wednesday. Hahahha yeah right I can see this pile of work that's left undone CRINGE!

Dr suess, yes changing topic a bit but honestly Dr Suess is fricken awesome! My fav jumper is from Jayjays and says one fish two fish red fish blue fish, too awesome. Do you guys love dr suess?

Focus

Today is May 15 2011 my challenge is to do one post everyday untill May 15 2012. So I tell you my loyal subjects (all 2 of you) I will have a world famous blog and you 2 will feel special for discovering it (haha in my dreams!)
Anyway life recently has been dead boring. We have exams this week and next which is why I haven't been posting lately I've been studying. Hahahahahaha I could not read that with a stright face, its more like this...
Me thinking; Hmm... Biology exam I better study, because what the hell is photosynthesis. *Gets out text book and notes* Photosynthesis is when energy from the light hits the... Ooooh Big Bang Theory on DVD. *Puts in DVD and watches* Shit bio. Energy converts starch to glu... Angry Birds!! *gets out ipod* Yes! level 28. BIO! Glucose give the plant blah blah blah grows yadda yadda yadda... I have manly feet is that normal? I think I'll paint my nails purple, or pink maybe french tip them.Mmm french vanilla, hokey pokeys better, what a weird name for ice cream, hokey pokey remainds me of the hokey tokey dance, woah its been ages since god know when, oh my god I will be sixteenin a few weeks. I'm getting old, I wonder what its like to be old... And so on. As you can probalbly tell I'm not the most focused ooooh a butterfly flew past my window.
Haha just kidding.
I'm a very serious person. Look at what I found on the internet. I like ham.

LOVE IT

Help Wedding Fever!!

Unless you have been living in a hole (which its fun btw :) you will know that the world has gone wedding crazy with the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton, and yes I have jumped on this band wagon! I lovelovelove weddings evidence one of my fave movies

27 Dresses

 27 Dresses :) and Bride Wars and any movie that ends in a wedding or they say "one year later" and the woman in pregnant or they have a baby. And I love it when they kiss and then everything morphs into their wedding kiss. Yes I'm a romantic and spend hours daydreaming about my own wedding I have planned everything except the man that will wear the black tux with a simple red rose clipped to his pocket.
Annnnnnyway The Royal Wedding I indeed stayed up until 1 in the morning to see the wedding on Friday. At first I didn't really want to see a hyped up political wedding but really you could tell Kate and William are in love and it is a real life fairy tale romance  :)

Although I'm a sucker for love and romance the wedding defiantly had its funny moments! Check out Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie 

I saw these hats and couldn't stop laughing! Princess Beatrice (Pink) actually has a gorgeous dress but that hat looks like a octopus was viciously killed and made into a hat, and cracked me up! :)
At some moments it was hard to take the ceremony seriously just take a look...

Prince Williams bald patch. It stands out even at a birds eye view picture. Kate dress is GORGEOUS, yet I am still distracted by Prince Williams bald spot. :D
Then there's Prince Harry.

When I watched the wedding Prince Harry (along with many other men) had his eyes almost glued to the maid of honor, Kates sister Pippas butt. I don't know why I found this funny, just is.

The ring...

This was more awkward than funny (and if you have been reading my blog you will know about my love of all things awkward :) The way the ring looked almost stuck, I wanted to run out there and give them some butter to help slide that sucker on haha :)

Haha I love this picture! :) It looks like not everyone has a thing for romance! :)

Bye guys I promise to do one post a week, if I don't feel free to rip off my ears.

The Voice.

There's a voice in my head. It nags at me and stresses and tells me what to do. Its been telling me off for a while for not posting on my blog and its been stressing me out. But I actually have a life!!! Haha just joking I just haven't been bothered enough to post sorry to my loyal followers. I love thee. :)