Showing posts with label Awkward Moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Awkward Moments. Show all posts

Friday, February 18, 2011

Hello.

Wanna know what I think is weird. How pregnant womens belly buttons pop out. (p.s Good luck Krystal hope that little munchkin decides to hop out soon :) But not only that but when someone you don't know waves and you awkwardly wave back to see their waving at the person behind you.
The other day I was walking in town when this guy smiles, waves and says "Hi!." In my head I'm like Shit. I must have met him before... should I wave? Ok wave. So I awkwardly put on a smile and wave. He then looked at me funny and a girl rushed from behind me and hugged him. This situation taught me there are 4 ways to deal with it.
The first is the classic. They wave, you start to wave then pull your hand back stoking your hair and causally scratching the back of your neck.
You could pretend your waving at someone else put them in the same situation you have found yourself in.
Thirdly for the more confident, you could go up to the person and say "Hey, hows it going? Been a while" and watch as they pretend to remember who you are.
Or you could do what I did. Awkwardly turn around and quickly walk the other way and avoid that person every time you see them.
I personally have always wanted to go up to a guy who I thought waved at me and do this. "Oh my God!! Its you!.. we met in the bar the other week... remember, it was such an awesome night!... You said you would call me... You didn't!! HOW COULD YOU!!!.... BUSTARD!!!!" Then again I have always wanted to give $5 to a busker and get some change. I haven't done that yet. Oh well dreams are free :)
Their waving at your mum!

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No hes not waving to you hes waving to that guy behind you. Go on check

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Awkward

I haven't posted in a while. Because I can't be bothered :D nah I just haven't had time. I've been busy sorting my sock draw, playing solitaire on my ipod, reading the backs of cereal boxes, watching antiques road show, doing rolly pollies down the driveway, sticking needles in my eyes and showering with my clothes on.
Oh yeah. I started school. Which brings be to the topic of awkward. I hate starting new schools and not knowing anyone except your sibs, there is so much awkward. Like when you get paired up with a 'buddy' to show you around and then you stupidly refer to them as a 'buddy'. Sitting in class next to people you don't know and they ask you "what are your interests" and you say "nothing much". You make a friend and you agree to meet up somewhere only your at the meeting place first so you stand there awkwardly by yourself then pull out your phone and pretend to text so you don't look like a idiot.
Yes there is so much awkward being 15 yet it is one of my simple loves. I love awkward moments. Did you know that in every awkward moment a gay baby is born? yeah true story gee :)

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Well I was bored and I haven't taken any photos so here I went to FailBlog.Org :)
THe first line "I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger" thats my thinking gee :) and yours too my Garling (yes I know your reading :P)

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Hot Pool Lovers

I've been on holiday :) yay. I bet my new FOLLOWERS (double yay) are wondering why I haven't posted actually I'm getting a bit up myself I bet they don't even give a sh** :) Any way while I was away in Tauranga visiting family and enjoying the little sun there was I have been thinking about my blog and what to write which resulted in a shit load of pics you must all see and this 'Hot Pool Lovers'
 I was at the Mount Salt Water Hot Pools the other night you know swimming about when I noticed all these couples. Which made me feel a bit out of place as I went with the family and was looking after my gorgeous two year old cousin. I weird thing is I sat there for ages watching this one couple without realizing it saying "kiss kiss kiss" in my head then when they did my head changed to "OMG that is disgusting, families people, hello theres kids here and you want to make a new one in front of them eww" Its strange because as a girl I dream about meeting the right guy and kissing in public but when I see others I find in inappropriate (lol big words) or is that just me? Anyway I was watching this couple for ages when I realised "shit, turn head, turn head. Ok look over there for a while make it look like I look everywhere. Shit man stop looking at them." Then I noticed more couples, a teen couple, a lesbian couple, a elderly couple, and young couples. I don't know why watching couples is interesting to me. Do any of you guys find yourself watching couples? If so how do you know how long to watch? because my timing sucks I think I really freaked out some of those hot pool lovers lol.

Here are some pics from my holiday that really cracked me up (now you shall gain a taste of my nerdy humor)
On the way there we stopped at the supermarket and I saw this on the receipt. LOL man I want a piece of the moon :)
Haha someone took the time to take off all the L's at the end of Pool on the hot pool sign. If who ever did this ever reads this I love you and if your a guy marry me. I cracked up! I know its simple but man yeah love it. :P

They even did this sign :)
But when I saw this sign. Oh the disappointment. I would have done I myself but I'm just not rebelious enough.sigh.
Yes its lame but I laughed. Would you like a brand new, in the box antique candle holder :)