Friday, February 18, 2011
Moon
There is a man in the moon. Not on it, not some weird little man living on the moon, but a mans face. There is I have been able to see it since I was little and my mum read me the story/nursery rhyme thingy about the man in the moon. I brought I up the other day and my family thought I was crazy. But here! A photo, now try and tell me theres no man in the moon :P
Hello.
Wanna know what I think is weird. How pregnant womens belly buttons pop out. (p.s Good luck Krystal hope that little munchkin decides to hop out soon :) But not only that but when someone you don't know waves and you awkwardly wave back to see their waving at the person behind you.
The other day I was walking in town when this guy smiles, waves and says "Hi!." In my head I'm like Shit. I must have met him before... should I wave? Ok wave. So I awkwardly put on a smile and wave. He then looked at me funny and a girl rushed from behind me and hugged him. This situation taught me there are 4 ways to deal with it.
The first is the classic. They wave, you start to wave then pull your hand back stoking your hair and causally scratching the back of your neck.
You could pretend your waving at someone else put them in the same situation you have found yourself in.
Thirdly for the more confident, you could go up to the person and say "Hey, hows it going? Been a while" and watch as they pretend to remember who you are.
Or you could do what I did. Awkwardly turn around and quickly walk the other way and avoid that person every time you see them.
I personally have always wanted to go up to a guy who I thought waved at me and do this. "Oh my God!! Its you!.. we met in the bar the other week... remember, it was such an awesome night!... You said you would call me... You didn't!! HOW COULD YOU!!!.... BUSTARD!!!!" Then again I have always wanted to give $5 to a busker and get some change. I haven't done that yet. Oh well dreams are free :)
The other day I was walking in town when this guy smiles, waves and says "Hi!." In my head I'm like Shit. I must have met him before... should I wave? Ok wave. So I awkwardly put on a smile and wave. He then looked at me funny and a girl rushed from behind me and hugged him. This situation taught me there are 4 ways to deal with it.
The first is the classic. They wave, you start to wave then pull your hand back stoking your hair and causally scratching the back of your neck.
You could pretend your waving at someone else put them in the same situation you have found yourself in.
Thirdly for the more confident, you could go up to the person and say "Hey, hows it going? Been a while" and watch as they pretend to remember who you are.
Or you could do what I did. Awkwardly turn around and quickly walk the other way and avoid that person every time you see them.
I personally have always wanted to go up to a guy who I thought waved at me and do this. "Oh my God!! Its you!.. we met in the bar the other week... remember, it was such an awesome night!... You said you would call me... You didn't!! HOW COULD YOU!!!.... BUSTARD!!!!" Then again I have always wanted to give $5 to a busker and get some change. I haven't done that yet. Oh well dreams are free :)
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| No hes not waving to you hes waving to that guy behind you. Go on check |
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Rebelious
I'm pretty lame. I enjoy speed scrabble. Not only that but I get my kicks from small acts of rebellion.
Like the "Do Not Touch" signs, its like an invitation.
Seriously the other day my step brother Jack left the room and said "Nobody touch my drink!" I was sitting at the table with this half full cup of coke sitting in front of me. I was looking at it and I could see in my head this sign across it "Do Not Touch." I made sure no one was looking and quickly touched it. I laughed and my sisters like WTF so I said "Jack said Don't touch my drink and I'm touching it" I was cracking up. And my sister said "Dominique you are truly lame"
Haha I know that now I also knew I was lame when we got our spa pool a couple of weeks ago. The first time we got I'm my step Dad said "If any of you kids splash any water out of the spa you will be banned." When no one was looking I flicked a tiny bit of water out of the spa, I felt so cool.
I watch M movies without my parents. That's right. I am rebellious yo.
How rebellious are you? Tell me because to be honest I ain't that rebellious, I feel guilty going to bed without brushing my teeth. Tell me guys leave me some comments I love to here your feedback :)
Like the "Do Not Touch" signs, its like an invitation.
Seriously the other day my step brother Jack left the room and said "Nobody touch my drink!" I was sitting at the table with this half full cup of coke sitting in front of me. I was looking at it and I could see in my head this sign across it "Do Not Touch." I made sure no one was looking and quickly touched it. I laughed and my sisters like WTF so I said "Jack said Don't touch my drink and I'm touching it" I was cracking up. And my sister said "Dominique you are truly lame"
Haha I know that now I also knew I was lame when we got our spa pool a couple of weeks ago. The first time we got I'm my step Dad said "If any of you kids splash any water out of the spa you will be banned." When no one was looking I flicked a tiny bit of water out of the spa, I felt so cool.
I watch M movies without my parents. That's right. I am rebellious yo.
How rebellious are you? Tell me because to be honest I ain't that rebellious, I feel guilty going to bed without brushing my teeth. Tell me guys leave me some comments I love to here your feedback :)
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| I always but at least one foot on. But then I get paranoid people have camreas |
Friday, February 11, 2011
Revolution.
First I just want to say if this blog doesn't make any sense, is because I was stung but a bee on my head about 15 minutes ago while picking manderines. I'm serious. I don't know why i decided to write a blog i just did.
Ok. So I have a gap tooth. You know a gap between the top two teeth? Yeah that. I have always been a little emabrassed about it you know toothless smiles etc. I used to beg and beg my mum to get me braces and get it fixed, and she always said "Don't worry it will fix by itself as you get older." Guess what I'm 15 now and still am gap toothed. I then forgot about it because no one ever teased me about it... untill I moved in with three boys. At first it really bugged me when they brought up my teeth but now you know I'm ok with my teeth. They still mock me about it but now I take no notice because I can't change it and its part of who I am. So my fellow gap toothed friends its time for a
Lets take over! Don't give in ! Don't give up your beautifully cute gap toothed smiles. Wear them with pride! Lets take over like the red heads did! They are now very popular people and I bet that soon everyone will want a gap in there two front teeth.
Check out these famous people flaunting there gap teeth with style.
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| Madonna, style queen and what I consider the mother of pop |
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| Anna Paquin. New Zealand actress and star of True Blood |
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| Demi Lovato. Disney Star. Stupidly she pulled her teeth together but hey. You better not. |
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
IMPORTANT
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Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Awkward
I haven't posted in a while. Because I can't be bothered :D nah I just haven't had time. I've been busy sorting my sock draw, playing solitaire on my ipod, reading the backs of cereal boxes, watching antiques road show, doing rolly pollies down the driveway, sticking needles in my eyes and showering with my clothes on.
Oh yeah. I started school. Which brings be to the topic of awkward. I hate starting new schools and not knowing anyone except your sibs, there is so much awkward. Like when you get paired up with a 'buddy' to show you around and then you stupidly refer to them as a 'buddy'. Sitting in class next to people you don't know and they ask you "what are your interests" and you say "nothing much". You make a friend and you agree to meet up somewhere only your at the meeting place first so you stand there awkwardly by yourself then pull out your phone and pretend to text so you don't look like a idiot.
Yes there is so much awkward being 15 yet it is one of my simple loves. I love awkward moments. Did you know that in every awkward moment a gay baby is born? yeah true story gee :)
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Well I was bored and I haven't taken any photos so here I went to FailBlog.Org :)
THe first line "I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger" thats my thinking gee :) and yours too my Garling (yes I know your reading :P)
Oh yeah. I started school. Which brings be to the topic of awkward. I hate starting new schools and not knowing anyone except your sibs, there is so much awkward. Like when you get paired up with a 'buddy' to show you around and then you stupidly refer to them as a 'buddy'. Sitting in class next to people you don't know and they ask you "what are your interests" and you say "nothing much". You make a friend and you agree to meet up somewhere only your at the meeting place first so you stand there awkwardly by yourself then pull out your phone and pretend to text so you don't look like a idiot.
Yes there is so much awkward being 15 yet it is one of my simple loves. I love awkward moments. Did you know that in every awkward moment a gay baby is born? yeah true story gee :)
COMMENT GUYS COMMENT I LOVE YOU :D
Well I was bored and I haven't taken any photos so here I went to FailBlog.Org :)
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